When you were young, you wanted to be a Astronaut when you grew up, but in reality, you're gonna end up as a Truck Driver
Are you crazy? Staring off into space all the time does not an astronaut make. Do you really think you're up for that much physics? It's ok, though. Soon enough, you realise that not only is math hard, but that there are other ways of being a space traveler.
So after a few years of heavy drug use, your desire to 'get away from it all' still hasn't been killed off. But that's ok, there's still plenty of work out there for a person like you, and there's plenty of stars to see when you're barreling down the highway in BFE, Kansas at 3 in the morning.
What you want to be when you grow up: The fantasy...and the cold hard truth., created by Ptocheia
2 comments:
lol!
When you were young, you wanted to be a Movie Star when you grew up, but in reality, you're gonna end up as a Waiter/Waitress.
From Movie Star to a Waiter/Waitress? Not too far off.
Yeah, like this one wasn't obvious. You like being the center of attention, eh? So you think you can act, hmm? Save the drama for Obama, cause you know what? Unless you conveniently have a close relative who's in the business, you're gonna be serving a lot of coffee.
To be nice, you probably could get a gig or two if you really, really tried. it may even impress your coworkers for as long as it takes for the evening rush to kick in. Just don't spend that 15 minutes all in one place.
Isn't there supposed to be a pizza around here somewhere??? I'll have to ask the wizard Outti.
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